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Yesterday after driving all the way to the end of my yard an epic journey of almost 700 feet and 9 seconds of my life i arrive at the street with a FLAT TIRE!!!!!
I've heard all the rumors about the bead locks working loose (if you choose not to read your handbook and re torque them after 5 hours use) and now i thought im a victim of this heinous crime but after closer inspection i find a roofing nail in the tire and air billowing out around it, you would think after paying over 17 thousand dollars for this POS it would have solid rubber tires at least, so I'm suing can am, maxxis, my roofer, the dude next door with the ex stripper wife, the fat oriental lady across the road with the noisy kids my tax attorney and the Hoff!!!!!!!
god dam waste of almost 6 MINTUES of my life fixing it with a plug and my sex life will obviously be seriously affected after this traumatic episode, plus the nightmares i will have concerning the fact nobody came with a recovery vehicle and i had to make my way back to the garage ALONE in the afternoon wearing only shorts and flip flops in the 73f chill it was terrible!
those fukkas will pay for this!! im not just gonna sit here and let this episode ruin my life and do nothing about it, mark my words heads will roll, my wife was worried sick and had the dogs were going mental none of us could relax after this nightmare ordeal of mans struggle to survive the elements, i was late for supper for crissakes!!!
i mean there wasn't even a representative from can am to hug me and murmur "there there there" in my ear when i finally arrived back at the end of the driveway!!!!!
I've heard all the rumors about the bead locks working loose (if you choose not to read your handbook and re torque them after 5 hours use) and now i thought im a victim of this heinous crime but after closer inspection i find a roofing nail in the tire and air billowing out around it, you would think after paying over 17 thousand dollars for this POS it would have solid rubber tires at least, so I'm suing can am, maxxis, my roofer, the dude next door with the ex stripper wife, the fat oriental lady across the road with the noisy kids my tax attorney and the Hoff!!!!!!!
god dam waste of almost 6 MINTUES of my life fixing it with a plug and my sex life will obviously be seriously affected after this traumatic episode, plus the nightmares i will have concerning the fact nobody came with a recovery vehicle and i had to make my way back to the garage ALONE in the afternoon wearing only shorts and flip flops in the 73f chill it was terrible!
those fukkas will pay for this!! im not just gonna sit here and let this episode ruin my life and do nothing about it, mark my words heads will roll, my wife was worried sick and had the dogs were going mental none of us could relax after this nightmare ordeal of mans struggle to survive the elements, i was late for supper for crissakes!!!
i mean there wasn't even a representative from can am to hug me and murmur "there there there" in my ear when i finally arrived back at the end of the driveway!!!!!