You wern't along for the ride to Superior. We parked quite a ways away from the Saloon, in the ghetto. All were uncomfortable, but after burgers and a walk back to the cars that were still there we were happy.
Now that my device holder is duct taped I just slide the ipad in and out on the side. Toss it in the Walmart supplied bow case and lock it with my little Amazon gym locker lock. If I was really worried I'd tape the handle up with that same duct tape.